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Kids always say the funniest and sweetest things.
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Monday, October 17, 2011

Strike

Bowling with my 6-year-old nephew for his birthday party, all of the kids were trying to knock all the pins down, of course. Ryan finally got a strike, and he turned and yelled:

"I got an X!"

Ryan - age 7

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Two dollars

I was shopping for my son's winter jacket, and all the jackets were expensive. I asked my sister how much on of the jackets was, and Brennan yelled,

"Two dollars, mommy!"

Brennan - age 2

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Pink eye

My daughter came home from school the other day saying her eye hurt and was itchy. I asked her if any of her friends had Pink Eye and she said,

"No, but there is a boy who has Black Eye".


Lauren- age 6 1/2

Friday, September 30, 2011

Smells like Christmas

It was the first really cool day after 4 months of hot summer temperatures, and when we stepped outside early in the morning, my daughter said,

"Ooh, it smells like Christmas!"

Emily - age 7

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Moon

My mother was sitting for my son, and  she took him out to look at the full moon in the night sky. She was holding him, and he looked up in awe as she told him that was the moon. He then looked back at her and said sadly,

"Grandma, I can't have the moon."

Austin - age 2

Monday, September 26, 2011

I Eat Turkey

We were visiting a petting zoo and we came upon a turkey (which happens to be her favorite protein).
Gabby: "What's that, mommy?"
Me: "A turkey."
Gabby: "I eat it!"

Gabby - age 2

Heart Hugs

My 3-year-old son and I were quietly reading our books on the couch on warm summer day when he looked up at me and said,

"Know what just happened Mom?"  No, I said, and he told me "My heart just jumped out of my tummy and hugged your heart."

-age 3

There's a house in our yard!

During some construction on our street a port-a-potty was placed in our front yard one day. When my daughter looked out the window and saw it, she said,

"Mommy, there's a HOUSE in our front yard!"
Cristy - age 5

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

We will return soon!

Greetings to all my faithful visitors!

Due to my laptop finally dying, and a new job I started in early June, I have not been able to make new posts as often as I'd like. I do have new submissions waiting to be posted, so please be patient with me, and I'll get you all back to the laughs and smiles soon!

Thank you for your support and readership!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Fries

My daughter was eating steak fries at a local restaurant and after taking a bite and looking at the inside, she said:

“They sure do stuff a lot of potatoes in their fries!”


Daughter - age 9

Monday, May 16, 2011

Good job

My son started reading and doing basic math about a year before kindergarten. One day we were talking about how I grew all parts of him in my tummy. He said:

"You did a really good job on my brain!"

Jonathan - age 8

Friday, May 13, 2011

Boy cheese sandwich

We were making lunch and talking about grilled cheese.  I asked my 2 year old son if he can have grilled cheese (he is allergic to dairy and wheat).  He replied:


"No, but I can have boy cheese!"


Weston - age 2

This week's winner!

Congratulations to Emily! Her concert post was chosen for the weekly gift card. 

Keep those submissions coming, and another post will be chosen next week!



As I was tucking my daughter in, I heard what I thought to be a bunch of crickets outside. I said, "Do you hear that?" 
She replied:


"Yes, it's the crickets, and they are having a concert."


Emily - age 7

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Fairies

I was complaining about the cottonwood flying around my house. My Granddaughter corrected me:


"That is NOT cottonwood. It is fairies being born!"


Tierney - age 3

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Best Girl

Out of the blue, my 4-year-old turned to me and said:


"Mama, you're my best girl!"


Jacob- age 4

Friday, May 6, 2011

Write Handed

When my daughter was in Kindergarten her teacher asked her about her right and left hand. Erika replied:


"This is my right hand I write with, and this is the wrong hand."


Erika - kindergarten age

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Concert

As I was tucking my daughter in, I heard what I thought to be a bunch of crickets outside. I said, "Do you hear that?" 
She replied:


"Yes, it's the crickets, and they are having a concert."


Emily - age 7

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

1000 Visits!

Our little blog hit 1000 visits today after only two weeks of being published! We love that you love us! 


Thanks for all the entries, comments, follows, and emails! Will be posting some more great sayings very soon! Be sure to add us to your favorites and check back daily for new funny kid sayings and stories! 

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Bye-Bye Bieber

My kids are watching the bull riding on tv when my son turns to my daughter and says "Its Justin Bieber". 
My daughter starts nodding at him and says:


"Bye bye, bee bee!"


Son - age 5
Daughter - age 2

Monday, May 2, 2011

Marriage

Friend's little girl:  "Preston, you're so smart.  Will you marry me?"


Preston:  "I'll think about it!"


Preston and friend - age 3

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Diapers

We were on the feminine needs aisle during a trip to the store. My son looked around for a moment at the maxi section and then said in a loud, clear voice: 

"Look at all these diapers!"

Michael - age 5

Thursday, April 28, 2011

This week's winner!

Congratulations to Jax! His Easter post was chosen for the weekly gift card.

Keep those submissions coming, and another post will be chosen next week!

"I can show you where to hide the Easter eggs, and then I can forget where they are so I can find them later."

Jax - age 4

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Turkey

Discussion with Peyton about how birds feed young versus mammals:

Me: "What do humans feed their infants instead of regurgitating food for them?"


Peyton: "Turkey?"



Peyton - age 7

Time

Peyton isn't allowed out of bed till 7. She came downstairs at 6:45.

Me: "It's not 7 yet."


Peyton: "It's 7 o'clock somewhere!"



Peyton - age 7

Good luck

I was preparing to run in a local mud run.  After I explained the details of the run to my 7 year old daughter's friend she replied:  


"Good luck, I hope you don't get death!"
 
Macie - age 7

Nest

At the park, a bird pooped while flying away and a little got on Robert's head. He asked me:


"Why did that bird poop on my head? Did he think I was a nest?"



Robert - age 3

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Old Days

"Momma, when you were a kid, was it the old days?"


Emma - age 6

Fleece and Fleas

Mom: "Austin, you need to use a fleece blanket, because it's going to be very cold tonight."
Austin: "But I don't want to sleep with fleas!"


Austin - age 4

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Managing

My daughter asks daddy what he does at work. He explains about all the supervisory things a manager does. She then replies: 
"So there are two stages in the work cycle: the workers and the watchers?"

Amelia - age 7

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Bye-bye, butterfly!

We let some butterflies free that we grew in a habitat. As she watched them fly away,

"Bye-bye, butterflies! Have a good trip, and don't die!"

Renee - age 5


Easter

"I can show you where to hide the Easter eggs, and then I can forget where they are so I can find them later."


Jax - age 4

Out of laughs

Mom (trying to make a joke about tater tots): "Why aren't you laughing?"
Kelly (very seriously): "I'm all out of laugh right now." 


Kelly - age 5

Infinity

Mom: "I love you so much!"
Justin: "I love you more!"
Mom: " I love you times 5!"
Justin: "I love you times infinity!"
Mom: "I love you times infinity squared!"
Justin: "I love you times infinity triangled!"


Justin - age 7

Eggs

"If a hen lays an egg and it's not fertilized by the rooster, then it's breakfast!"


Ryan - age 9

Birds

After we put up our bird feeder and the birds found it:
Ashley: "Oh, look, we have customers!"


Ashley - age 6

Careers

"I don't want to be a lawmaker when I grow up; too much work!"


Grace - age 5

Religion

"Grandma, was Jesus a ghost?"


Emily - age 7

Baking

"Momma, too much icing doesn't make me sick...it makes me sweet!"  


-Austin - age 4

Welcome!

Hello, and welcome to my new blog! After hearing something funny my 7-year-old said recently, it occured to me that every parent out there has a plethora of funny, cute, and touching stories about their kids. So, I got the idea to create a central place where parents can submit their stories/sayings/quotes/doings of their kids so we can all share in the laughter!

Please submit your entries to kacebelle@gmail.com. I will try to post 3-4 entries daily, and each week I will choose one random entry to win a $25 gift card to Gymboree!

So, let's see those entries! Feel free to send in anything you have overheard from your child, nieces, nephews, grandkids, friends' kids...whoever! Only first names and ages of kiddos will be posted, and emails will not be sold or given to any third parties. Be sure your email is accurate so you can receive notification if you have won the weekly gift card!

Can't wait to see your cute stories!

Best regards,
LoveMySweeties