Strike

Bowling with my 6-year-old nephew for his birthday party, all of the kids were trying to knock all the pins down, of course. Ryan finally got a strike, and he turned and yelled:

"I got an X!"

Ryan - age 7

Two dollars

I was shopping for my son's winter jacket, and all the jackets were expensive. I asked my sister how much on of the jackets was, and Brennan yelled,

"Two dollars, mommy!"

Brennan - age 2

Pink eye

My daughter came home from school the other day saying her eye hurt and was itchy. I asked her if any of her friends had Pink Eye and she said,

"No, but there is a boy who has Black Eye".

Lauren- age 6 1/2