Fries

My daughter was eating steak fries at a local restaurant and after taking a bite and looking at the inside, she said:

“They sure do stuff a lot of potatoes in their fries!”

Daughter - age 9

Good job

My son started reading and doing basic math about a year before kindergarten. One day we were talking about how I grew all parts of him in my tummy. He said:

"You did a really good job on my brain!"

Jonathan - age 8

Boy cheese sandwich

We were making lunch and talking about grilled cheese.  I asked my 2 year old son if he can have grilled cheese (he is allergic to dairy and wheat).  He replied:

"No, but I can have boy cheese!"


Weston - age 2

This week's winner!

Congratulations to Emily! Her concert post was chosen for the weekly gift card. 

Keep those submissions coming, and another post will be chosen next week!


As I was tucking my daughter in, I heard what I thought to be a bunch of crickets outside. I said, "Do you hear that?" 
She replied:


"Yes, it's the crickets, and they are having a concert."


Emily - age 7

Fairies

I was complaining about the cottonwood flying around my house. My Granddaughter corrected me:


"That is NOT cottonwood. It is fairies being born!"


Tierney - age 3

Best Girl

Out of the blue, my 4-year-old turned to me and said:


"Mama, you're my best girl!"


Jacob- age 4

Write Handed

When my daughter was in Kindergarten her teacher asked her about her right and left hand. Erika replied:


"This is my right hand I write with, and this is the wrong hand."


Erika - kindergarten age

Concert

As I was tucking my daughter in, I heard what I thought to be a bunch of crickets outside. I said, "Do you hear that?" 
She replied:


"Yes, it's the crickets, and they are having a concert."


Emily - age 7

1000 Visits!

Our little blog hit 1000 visits today after only two weeks of being published! We love that you love us! 


Thanks for all the entries, comments, follows, and emails! Will be posting some more great sayings very soon! Be sure to add us to your favorites and check back daily for new funny kid sayings and stories! 

Bye-Bye Bieber

My kids are watching the bull riding on tv when my son turns to my daughter and says "Its Justin Bieber". 
My daughter starts nodding at him and says:


"Bye bye, bee bee!"


Son - age 5
Daughter - age 2

Marriage

Friend's little girl:  "Preston, you're so smart.  Will you marry me?"


Preston:  "I'll think about it!"

Preston and friend - age 3