Good luck

I was preparing to run in a local mud run.  After I explained the details of the run to my 7 year old daughter's friend she replied:  


"Good luck, I hope you don't get death!"
 
Macie - age 7

Out of laughs

Mom (trying to make a joke about tater tots): "Why aren't you laughing?"
Kelly (very seriously): "I'm all out of laugh right now." 


Kelly - age 5

Infinity

Mom: "I love you so much!"
Justin: "I love you more!"
Mom: " I love you times 5!"
Justin: "I love you times infinity!"
Mom: "I love you times infinity squared!"
Justin: "I love you times infinity triangled!"

Justin - age 7